happy BELATED BUFDAY MUHAMAD SYUKIRIE!!!!!

HAHAHA  :)


hari ini adalah hari pertama persekolahan bagi penggal ke 3 kot??
hahaha lame siot tinggalkan skula. rse cm tanak skola jek pg td. tp kerana surat amaran sekolah yang hampir tibe ke tgn ibu aku ak pergy jua tnpa pksaan.( bueeekkk!!!!)


pagy2 pegy skul cm biase jek. smpai skul nek tingkat 3 blok aku pon mcm biase . sakit kaki pagi2 pon mcm biase la ... kalo bole pkzul nk wt lagi tinggi agaknyer blok aku 2. 


cite cite cite cite citer bla bla bla bla.
okey!!! mlz ak nk citer pnjang2 sbb motif aku post ni coz aku dapat hadiah paling susah aku nk lupe. hahaha


blek skul about jam 1 tgh hari so aku nan member2 aku pon pergy ke parking lot moto kt blakang. smpai2 jek parking ak tgk org ramai kt moto aku. ak pon heran r. pehal dorunk nie?? lawa sgt ke moto kebun aku 2. hahaha tnpe melengahkan mase aku pon terus ke moto kebun ku itu.


perh!!! rupe2 kt moto aku ader orang buat air brush la siot!!!! cm ciken tol!!!!! 

memang cantik sgt la kn moto aku di buad air brush mcm nie gune cili sos(tp gmbar nie cume hiasan jek) 


tp btol doh moto aku kne simbah nan sos cili. bako darah gile la siot!!!


grrrr!!! then aku nan muke tebal aku bwk jela moto nie pegy uma mizzy. smpai uma mizi ak lincah2 r sembur moto aku nan air. gile ko nk biokan . jatoh market aku nan budak convent(hahahaha)


lepas 2 aku pon terus la pegy skull blek . aku tgk2 budak2 kt bustand 2. ak pon berenti r kejap, peh belom smpat aku turun moto.

dah kene serbuk kari babas!!!! ciken tol!!! pedih la siot bdn aku.!!

belom sempat aku nk wt pape la siot!!! kaw seh aku kene.

hahaha
tp last2 dieorg say sorry gk. haha dlu aku je yg buad org. kebil n arep dah penah kne nan aku. hahaha tape next bufday aku wt korunk lak!!!! ( ketawe kurang siuman)


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TRIP TO KOTA TINGGI

we start our journey at 3.00 pm when me n my dad came back from the masjid...


hahaha


klako lah plak berbahasa BI hahaha.

ok3.. :) aku nk citer sikit trip aku ke kota tinggi.. ok mane nk mule  ek coz byk giler kowt bende yg aku alami
hahaha. k3 start story. kteorg smpai di kota tinggi ,
first skali kteorg pegy ke hospital kota tinggi coz itulah penyebabnyer family ak g sne. kalo tak ak pon mlz nk pegy.

kteorg smpai jek HKT (HOSPITAL KOTA TINGGI)  dalam jam 6 petang n kteorg pon melawat la anak buah aku sorang nie, die xcident berlanggar dgn kawan die. hahaha pdn mke dier spe soh berlaga nan member die. dlm gelak2 pon ak pon kne sound . "along, ko pon bwk mto bek2 tgk anak buah engko nie. dah msok hospital da. jgn kang aku plak kne turun muar tgk ko bersimen kaki"


peh bako darah la plak kn. cm doa doa kn ak plak yg xcident. cikale  btol. hahaha.

nie gmbo mat rempit yg aku ckp kn 2.

hahaha nie lah die name die syukor. anak buah aku.

then2 tgk die. kteorg pon bla la dari HKT  2. perut aku mse 2 dah pulak men lagu slipknot.

hahaha ape lagy ak usha r ayah aku mkn kt luar. then ibu ak pon ckp ala mkcik ko 2 da msk kt uma.

pergh!!! ak nk merase gk kfc kt kota tinggi nie. hahahaha. ak pon ckp nan ayah aku. bli la sikit mknan dari luar kang nyusahkn jek org kt uma 2. hehehe ayat setan aku da kua. ayah aku pon ikot.

THUS!! THUS!! THUS!!

Ayah aku pon ikot ckp aku. hahaha dpt gk aku merase twister kfc kota tinggi nie. hahaha. MASE KT KFC 2. ad la minah yg jge counter nie. ak minx oder tp die sebok berborak nan member minah counter die. ak ulang order aku dah dekat 3 kali tp minah counter 2 cm chiken tol!! geram plak aku. dah2 ak tgk counter hujung 2 clear. ak jump r pegy, hahaha. time 2 lah dx counter 2 dok teriak. wei deq pegy mane... ak pon wt donno r. hahahhahahahhahaa (ketawe setan)

last2 dpt gk aku mkn twister kfc. hahaha mengidam gler kot. last aku mkn puase aritu. opps!!! kntoi tak pose. hahahaha

pastu kteorg bla la n trus ke rumah adeq ibu aku die felda taib andak.

yeah!!! thats right!!! mawi u knoe!!! hahaha

2 la ibu aku. byk ag gmbr mawi nan aku pon ade tp mlz la nk upload. nie sume publisiti murahan. i tak men bende2 murah nie.....

tettt!!!!!  tipu saja!!! hahahahhaa

so kita teruskanlah citer kte yer. hahahaha. name felda tmpat aku nk pegy nie ialah FELDA PASAK. HEHEHE BUKAN FELDA TAIB ANDAK OK. SO KTE ORG SMPAI SANE DLM JAM 9.OO JUGAK LA.

HA!!!!

nie die tmpat yg aku mksudkn 2. tp nie pintu depan jek. lom msok kmpong 2 lagy hehehe jom masok kte tgk ape jek yg ad kt kmpong nie, (untuk pengetahuan ea. kteorg jalan dlm jam 9.30 malam, so jgn la terpedaya dgr pic2 yg ditunjukkan nie)

JENG!! JENG!! JENG!!

HAHAHA

HAHAHA
bayangkan jalan yg macam trek lumba motocross nie dengan lecah yang lagy terok n pada waktu mlm.
hashaha memang haram r jalan die. ak risau jek keta ayah aku sgkot kt dlm lecak nie. mane taknyer, gler ko kalo sgkot mane ad line nk telefon AAM?? hahaha

pic nie ak amek mse pagy hari so nmpk ok r. kiri n kanan sumenyer hutan  hahaha tak mati kejong ko kalo tayar sgkot ?? hahhaa.
jalan nie amek mase about setengah jam gk r na jalan so ape lagy aku bukak r radio n tdo. hahahaha.
smpai2 jek ak tros msok uma die , makan n tros tdo. hahahha penat la bhai...

the next day... jeng jeng jeng!!!(kepoh siot aku nie) hahaha

ak bgun jek keesokkan hari aku trus mandy n makan. BYK GK AK MKN EK. hahaha biase la perut org bru bgun tdo. pg2 lagy aku telah di santapkan dengan mee goreng n ayam goreng plus telur. hahaha.  dah tanak citer sal aku r. kte cter pasal tmpt yg aku duduk 2.

oke2. coz mlm yg aku smpai 2 gelap n ta nmpak sgt keliling. so pagi 2 ak amek la peluang round2 kt keliling
haaaaa!!!!

hahahaha sory r ta dpt nak upload byk2 coz berat r computer nie upload.

well ape yg korunk tgk di atas ialah rumah adeq ibu aku n kawasan sekiling nyer. hahaha jgn terkejut ye kalo aku ckp yg kteorg sebenarnyer ade di dalam hutan. cume byk pokok sudah ditebang. rumah yg korunk tgk 2 la tmpat aku dan family aku bermalam. actualy rumah 2 di dirikan oleh adeq ibu aku sendiri. cm tak percayekan. hahaha

beginilah kehidupan di felda. cume adeq ibu aku nie die ad tanah di dalam hutan so die buat lah rumah die di dalam hutan. korunk jgn tkot sbab dlm hutan nie takde rimau  takde singa n xder binatang buas. tp hehehe
ade babi hutan!!!

hahahaha!! siyez dok aku tak tpu korunk. setakat babi hutan nie. ko keluar rumah n tgk belah kiri dah nmpk dah babi hutan . hahaha


dah3 jgn kte dok cter ag pasal babi  ag. k3 pe yg aku nk citer kt snie is that adeq ibu aku nie pernah buad rumah kayu sebelum die buad rumah batu nie. hahaha. tetapi rumah 2 dah usang dan roboh.

inilah rumah yang aku adeq mak aku buad 2.

mse aku msok dlm rumah nie , rumah nie dah goyang2. so aku tak dapat nk snap byk2 gmbr

nie je yg aku dpt

ni bumbung dari dalam rumah and

nie bumbung dari luar rumah.

ha amacam?? ad berani ka duduk kt snie?? hahaha ak bley kompem yg korunk ta bley pnye. hohohoho

pada petang itu. aku dan sedara aku pon bersiar2 lah dengan menaiki mto wave x nyer. aku bwk, hahaha

nak dijadikan cerita. aku buad la moto die 2 mcm moto scrambler(motocross bg yg tak phm) hahaha. abes menjerit-jerit sedare aku 2, terhuyung hayanglah motonyer aku kerjekan. dlm keadaan ak tga bwk laju 2 ad seekor babi hutan melintas betol2 dpn mto 2. punyer lah aku terkejot beruk nseb bek tak msok semak moto 2. sumpah dok babi hutan 2 cm haram duhh.!!!! ciken punye babi utan!!!

hahahaha pada mlm hari pulak kteorg ade kn bbq dihadapan rumah adeq mak aku 2

hahaha msti korunk pelik kn. eh syuk ko nie pegy melawat org sakit ke pegy enjoy.??

okey citernyer cmnie. planing mule2 memang na pegy melawat. tp bile hari sabtu ptg 2 si anak buah aku nie dah boleh kua hospital. ayah aku pon planing r alang2 die da kua hospital nie kte wt la bbq celebrate kn die. hahaha family aku nie memang len sikit. kalo ad pape je msti celebrate .

oklah aku pon mlz na taip byk2 so korunk tgk la ea pic2 yg ak snap nie

meet tasha anak buah aku

hahaha ayahku

tasha

hehehe kwn pon nk posing huhuhuu

hahaha amacam?? sory la aku ader perasaan malaz sikit time aku type post nie so hehe phm2 je r.

urm so kteorg pon bla daripade felda pasak 2 pd hari ahad.

the end :)

dengarkan lah!!!! rintihan jiwa ini( kumpulan sup lagu :rintihan jiwa)

Ape kne mengene lagu ini dengan hari ini.??
hahaha kn semlm ak post kn yg ad seorg 2 wt statement yg menaekkn darah aku.
so ad la plak minah sorang ag nie reply kt statement 2.

hahahaha maaf aku memang tkan padam name hang coz ak memang menyirap dgn care kaw bg pendapat.

and kepada si die. ape lagy, da dpt statement cmnie kn, asking again!!!!


try n think!!!

thanks 4 tha statement :)

thanks 4 da statement. pe yg aku boleh kate kt snie is. firstly, aku belom ag abes depress ko dah hentam ak.
ak blom abes ag meleleh air mata nie, tmbah lagy air mata darah. aku belom ag dpt lupekn, ko dah ingtkn bende baru.

so cmne?? aku dah ckp k dari first aku dah ckp jujur la syg. tkpe. syuk bukan hati kecik. syuk bukan hati kecik . kalo syg jujur syuk marah kejap jek. sumpah. kn betol aku ckp. tup2 trbongkar juga rahsia kaw.
sal minah 2 text aku?? hahaha na menang sgt kn. nk push ak lagy kn. fine hang push la aku setakat mana hang nak push.

aku bukan mcm jntan td la. ak bukan dayus la smpai nk maki2 pompuan. tp kdng2 2 trlepas jugak coz tga mara kot. ni skunk ak nk settle down k. ak mlz nk pikir ag coz ko nie susa sgt na nyerah kalah. ad je point nk hentam ak. ok ak kasik kaw point 2. kaw hentam aku cukup2,  ckp la ak still ad pape nan minah 2. ckp r aku kua nan minah 2 . ape lagy kaw nk ckp??

ckp la duhh. sakit duh hati nie. ya allah. sakitnyer..... ape dose ak smpai ko tak ley nk kasik ak tenang nie ha??
aku bru nk happy2 duhh. sakit duhh hati nie. kaw pegang hp kn
 kaw wt pe ko ske ak tak hran pnye. ko belek la hp 2 smpai ko jmpe semua yg ko nk

dah la.

kenangan 17 september 2010

nie namenyer muke tnsyen. so kalo korunk tnsyen2 2 buat la muke cmnie ea

hahaha. ape ak nk story arinie is bufday aku.

citer bermula apabila aku bgun tdur. ak bgun trus contk nur amira bt jamaludin. tnye die kol bpe die nk pegy wetex parade coz ak plan nk celebrate bfday aku nan die.. happy la.. dpt celebrate na gf tercinte

huhuhuhu. dlm kol 1 ak dpt call dari sepupu aku die ckp die nk dtg muar coz na amek bini no 2 die

hahahaha. ak pon ajak la die lepak td die tanak coz bz. k r aku n azri trus la ke iwi untk amek si intan.

kemudian aku trus bersolo rider ker wetex parade. hahaha . dressup ku cukup cm sial hahahaha

dgn bertshirt elle, seluar jeans levis 522 , kasot zara tak ori n beg psp pink

hahahaha bodoh gile kn. hahaha siyez ak ckp ak tak geti doh dressup nie. 

then cm yg di planingkn, ak trus naek wetex. ak round2 r dlm wetex 2 then ak de perasan r minah nie tgk aku. aku pon ape lagy mule la mengeluarkan kata manis dgn meminta number hp die. hahahaha

tipu saja... minah 2 tgk coz pelik kot aku pakai beg psp pink.

kemudian ak text la si die . si die ckp die di floor 1. so ak pon bergegas la ke floor 1. jln punye jln aku trserempak nan si die. then ak pon follow r die pegy shoping nan nia n kyla. then2 kteorg pon pegy pizza hut.

smpai2 jek pizza jek ak nan si die dulu smpai. ak nan si dia pon megdix2 r dlu smbil belek2 pamplet pizza 2.

hahahaha. lom smpat2 aku mgdix. akak ipar n kyla plak smpai. argh!!!! potong line r korunk. hahaha.

kteorg order pizza papperoni n supersuprem( hahaha pizza pon nk sebut ke??)

then kteorg tggu plak dua org kekasih yg sedang hangat bercinta iaitu azri n intan. hahaha. lme gle kot tggu korunk. hahahahaha. dlm mse menunggu pizza smpai. akak ipar ku pulak mengedix coz nmpk sorang apex yg keje kt pizza 2. hahaha apex hensem ma.. hahahha. kalo nizam taw mati ko nia. hahahaha.

then bile pizza smpai jek ak trus capai papperoni 2 hahaha. fav aku 2 bhai.. hahaha. n ak capaikn utk si die.

ak pon trus ngap r coz ak tga lapar gler kowt mse 2 hahaha. then ak tgk si die still lagy terkedek2 memotong pizza 2. ak pon ape lagy kua la action gentleman ak (eceh geli aku mat!!!)   

hahaha . then mule action suap menyuap yang mengada ngada. hahaha. alahai stahun skali kot. msti r nk wt sejarah. huhuhuhuhu. apela korunk nie. tak open minded r. hahaha. then pabile dah puas mamam pizza ak pon bgun la n ak capai resit dari si dia. bpe kak?? tet tet tet. RM63.45 fuhh nseb bek tak mahal. hahaha

ak pon kua r serat nk byo. si die dah tolak aku n na kasik ak dwet. ak tolak blek coz ak memang ta bole doh gurl byrkn mkn aku. siyez ak ckp. ibu ak tak ajar mat. hahaha

dah 2. ak pon capai resit . chaw la. then aku ikot si dia pegy tgk bju. byk gle kot bju yg ak ske kt kdai 2. hahaha . ak pon ape lagy belek2 r cm org gile. dah puas belek ak kua la. 

kua2 jek ak tgk si die tga mcm nyorok2 dari someone. ak pon wt donno r coz ak phm sgt perangai si die nie. aku pon kua r nan die smbil pipin tgn menuju ke arah wetex. tbe2 ad sekumpulan budak kt dpn aku tahan aku

aku tgk sume dx nie mmber skula ak yg lme so ak capai r tgn dieorg 

salam cm org yg da lme tak jmpe. ad sorang dx gemok nie. name die boboy. ak dari tadika nan die. tp pas tadika lgsung aku tak jmpe die. dah dekat 10 thun gk r aku tk jmpe die. bru td lah ak dpt tegur die n dpt gurau2 cm dlu. hahaha.

then sume capai tgn aku salam2. ak tak heran r coz dieorg sume mmer lame aku kowt. hahahahaa. dah la dx sorang nie cm lebey2 sikit taw. ak pon lyn kn r coz ak memang da lme tk jmpe die. die ajak ak msok wetex. ak pon msok r. tbe2 si die tarik2 tgn aku dx 2 pon tarik tgn aku.  korunk ingt ak nie patung ke ape bley men tarik2!!!! 

then  poww!!!!!! story pon dtg...

smpai snie jek ak mk citer coz ak post nie dlm keadaan mata berkaca. memang tak dpt ak nk lupekn sume nie. sumpah aku ckp aku tulis nie mse ak tga menitis. dah la. sory la korunk yg bce nie.

ak takberniat pon nk wt korang hampa. just ak memang emo gle time tlis nie.

sorryy.

happy bufday to me

slamat hati jadi

slamat hari jadi 

slamat hari jd 

muhamad syukri bin zubir

slamat hari jadi

pabila ku ingat hari jadi

ku terpikir umurku semakin meningkat n tggungjwb ku semakin berat

hahaha bile la mse nk abes skula, nk keje smbilan, nan msok kolej, nak graduate.

nk keje. hahaha nk kwen , nk ad anak, nk jd ayah, nk bwk ibu mertua pergi shoping

hahaha

impian oh impian

haiya.. wa suda tua ma. suda 17 tahun ma. spm maw dekat ma. otak wa pun suda mula runsing

hahaha.

nk buad cmne dah allah jd kn kte semakin hari semakin tua. 

bak kate pkcik aku.

"syukri, rumah kate pergy, kubur kata mari"

memang susah nk pikir kn kalo bab mati nie

nmpk cm lame sgt kn

tp mati 2 boleh brlaku bile2 jek,

ak post nie bukan na buad citer seday tp bru ak sedar

hidup nie memang ta bole dipersiakn.

post pendek nie ak tujukan kepd semua yg memahami erti kerhidupan.

61 fact about guys

to all gurls out there.... see for urselve hehehe sorry for the clumzyness of my typing

1.Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.

2.Guys hate other flirts.

3.A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.

4.When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.

Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

5.Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

6.When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad characteristics.

7.Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.

8.Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.

9.Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.

10.When guys want to meet your parents. Let them. …….dont think so

11.Guys want to tell you many things but they can’t. And they have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking! but do not generalise

12.Guys cry!!!

13.Don’t provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.

14.Guys can never dream and hope too much.

15.Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.

16.When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning back.

17.Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?!..uh…never mind!” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.

18.Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands……yeh rite – Whatever.

19.Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

20.When a guy makes a prolonged “umm” or makes any excuses when you’re asking him to do you a favor, he’s actually saying that he doesn’t like you and he can’t lay down the card for you.

21.When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow”. So true.

22.You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.

23. not every Guys hate gays!

24.Guys love their moms.

25.A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.

26.A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn’t mean that the guy likes her.

27.You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.

28.Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

Like Eve, girls are guys’ weaknesses.

29.Guys are very open about themselves.

It’s good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don’t let him wait that long.

30.No guy is bad when he is courting

31.Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

32.Guys really admire girls that they like even if they’re not that much pretty.

Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

33.If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice…….very true.

34.A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

35.A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.

36.Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts. ……..sumtimes.

37.Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.

38.Guys virtually brag about anything.

39Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

40.Guys think too much.

41.Guys’ fantasies are unlimited.

42.Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to a guy but her weight does!……very true.

43.Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!

44.When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.

45.It’s not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they’ve been together for 3 years or more.

46.You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.

A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won’t be matured and grow up.

47.When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.

48.Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.

49.Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed P**** with their girlfriends…..sumtimes depends wen they want sumat.

50.When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he’s sweating. You’ll probably see that he is nervous.

51.When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.

52.When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me”……sumtimes.

53.Guys don’t really have final decisions.

54.When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.

55.If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him….very important.

56.If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.

57.Guys believe that there’s no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.

58.Guys like femininity not feebleness.

59.Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.

60.A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.

61.A guy would waste his time over video games and football, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.

hello blog world!!!

dah lame jugak aku tak tulis2 kt blog kan?? hahaha biase lah orang yang pakai berokband

so memang la susah sekali nak dapat full bar. hahaha . anyways aku tulis arinie coz ak mendapat satu ilham yang baru untuk dikongikan bersama.

seperti masa2 terdahulu aku jarang nk updated2 blog nie sebab MALAZ!! hahaha

biase lah 2. tp selepas aku tgk member2 aku pnye blog. aku rase jeles coz die orang berjaya wt org bce blog die

hahaha .

tp nk wt cmne.. blog nie aku buat just tok luahan hati so org mane la minat nak bce luahan hati

hahaha.

thats for now

mrsyukz